#librarians headcanons

[starheirxero]

I felt the need to really go the extra mile to spread my "Ruin is objectum for arcade machines" truth, so here's an entire finished piece precisely for that <3

Note: PLEASE click and zoom in on the details I spent so much time on this LMAO

[theregressionlibrary]

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[cartoonybus]

(in) love händel

[foulwitchknight]

A! Eddie NEEDS to scent or be close to Steve at all times. That’s a little difficult when they both have separate jobs. Eddie compensates by visiting Steve at the library during his lunch breaks. He doesn’t even eat. He spends the hour with his face buried in Steve’s neck and his arms tightly wrapped around his middle. Whenever Steve has to move to do Librarian things, Eddie is following right on his heels. He loves holding his hand waffle style as Steve leads him around the library. Steves coworkers and the library patrons are pretty chill so they never say anything. They refer to him as Steve’s boyfriend or mate. Steve rarely visits him at the garage. They found out pretty quickly that Steve is too much of a distraction for him. Eddie works with heavy machinery and being preoccupied by a pretty omega doesnt bode well for safety or business so Eddie visits Steve. The funniest thing to him is that not many people question their relationship or seem to realize they aren’t dating.

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[phopollo]

This has been sitting practically finished juet in need of the dialog being put in for weeks, oops ((I'd been avoiding it bc it's a little dialogue heavy))

Return of the Sketchbook fake dating AU, beginning of The Spiral

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[arachniasbride]

"Cassie gets all the girls!" - Ezekiel Jones, at some point. Probably.

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo ♡ LGBTQ free choice + layout

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Total Drama Future Au designs 6 and 7!

Noah and Owen are both 38 in this AU

After the Ridonculous Race, Noah was DONE with the drama, so he and Owen agreed to marry and settle down.

Noah became a librarian, Owen became a Sports Announcer.

On April 1st, 2013, Ripper was born. He was a trouble child, and he got on their nerves sometimes, but they loved him regardless.

Noah and Owen also stayed in contact with many of their friends from Total Drama.

Noah quite enjoys his (mostly) quiet life, with his husband and son as company.

Owen always tries his best to spice Noah's life up in creative ways. After all, there's nobody else he'd rather be married to! He also won't tolerate any sort of insult or backhanded compliment towards his family. (Alejandro learned that the hard way)

[morpheusbaby3]

Morpheus telling Lucienne about the problems he has been through:

[beetlecakes]

Hello to all 7 librarians fans out there

I have some silly headcanons for Ezekiel

Enjoy :)

Skate boards on his free time

Amazing cook but will start at least one fire while cooking

Lovely singing voice this might be canon tho tbh

Subconsciously steals and has to do the walk of shame to bring it back

Like he’ll pickpocket Cassandra and hand her a $20 back

Him and Stone will play Mario kart on their free time

Sometimes Flynn will join and they’ll be super competitive

Has an energy drink addiction

He’ll occasionally crash from the caffine

Jenkins has to carry him to a bed

He’ll get nightmares from The Point of Salvation but he doesn’t know why

It’s a reoccurring dream but he’s too scared to talk about it

His energy drink intake increased after that

[spidey-bie]

Librarian Hobie anyone?

He works in the children's section

Librarian Hobie who holds summer reading programs every summer to motivate kids to read

Librarian Hobie who holds a book club every month to get kids more engaged with reading.

(If there's a movie adaptation he'll put it on for everyone to watch at the end of the month with free snacks and popcorn.)

Librarian Hobie who comes up with different events each month that the kids always love

Librarian Hobie who has the entire children's section memorized so he'll know where to look whenever a patron needs something

Librarian Hobie who currently speaks 4 different languages to help patrons out who don't speak English

Librarian Hobie who holds reading contests where kids get to vote on his next piercing with each book they read

Librarian Hobie who doesn't care what the board says about "county lines" if you want a library card you're getting a library card

Librarian Hobie who just ignores book fines whenever people turn books in late

Librarian Hobie who's trying to get the sly but pretty librarian with orange locs who works in the adult department to go get a drink with him

Librarian Hobie who makes sure they read The Princess Bride once every year for book club so he can invite the adult department librarian to watch the movie at the end of the month.

Honestly if your librarian isn't punk why are they even there? I promise it's literally part of the job. —Sincerely a librarian page

I need to write more of this later because I still have more thoughts.

[ageofthegeekdotcon]

Hot take??? Perchance....

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Awkward stuff the demon brothers would NEVER tell MC (headcanon) part 1

part 2 here [LINK]

Mammon - his failed attempt at creating MammonCoin cryptocurrency

Leviathan - why he keeps his Ruri-chan figurine in a jar, if you keep asking him he'll summon Lotan

Satan - his cat fursona that he posts about on a secret social media account that none of his brothers know about

Asmodeus - his long list of ex-lovers and the fact that he's probably a father after all the succubi he smashed

Beelzebub - there are some restaurants that he got banned from

Belphegor - the last time he washed his sheets (there's a reason he likes to sleep in MC's bed)

Lucifer - his illicit affairs with Diavolo, anyone who finds out gets fed to Cerberus

[blaithnne]

God the funniest thing about Astrid is that when both we as a fandom, and characters in universe, imagine the kind of person who raised Johanna — sweet, down to earth, mild mannered, normallest guy in the world Johanna — I don’t think Astrid “definitely on the run from the IRS” Folke was what we thought of. She’s just so beautifully batshit insane that it explains so much about Johanna whilst also making it impossible to comprehend how they’re related.

What I’m saying is I desperately need a sketchbook fanfic where Kaisa and Johanna get their respective families together for a full dinner together for the first time. Astrid and Tildy are vibing so hard, and Kaisa is absolutely baffled that a) Astrid has gotten away with pretending to be a human this long, and b) that’s what raised Johanna????

[musclesandhammering]

This may be controversial, but people headcanoning Loki’s earth wardrobe as only uppity green sweaters and black slacks is so boring and out of character.

It’s gotta be either an extravagant gucci suit personalised to fit his witch god aesthetic or something the wannabe goth edgelord bully from a 90s movie would wear, there’s no other correct answer.

[ace7librarian]

Hatchetfield Jewish headcanons!

Based on surnames and some unrelated headcanons.

*After Jane died, Tom really wanted to keep the Jewish traditions for Tim, but he had zero clue what to do, so he called Emma. She also had no idea what to do, but she tried her best.

*Ruth and Richie make fun of Pete for being the only goy in the squad. Everyone just assume he's Jewish, and that makes him really confused. Also, Ruth unironically ships Tanakh characters.

*Shapiro has a Jewish dad and a Catholic mom, so she got the Jewish surname and the Catholicism. She breaks the glass in her and miss mullberry's wedding. Miss mullberry is also Jewish.

*at one timeline Steph finds Solomon with the black book or something and blames him for encouraging the stereotype that Jews worship Satan.

*Dan Reynolds is Jewish. I have no reason for this.

*the following conversation happened at some point.

Emma: and I'm not going to let some republican, Christian old man-

Bob Metzger, offended: Christian????

Emma: ....

Bob: there's ONE synagogue. How did you never see me there???

Emma: I was smoking outside???

Bob: we're a big family! My grandchildren were outside! Our last name is Metzger!!

Emma: ....sorry. A republican old man.

Bob: there you go.

*Karen Chasity is very upset about having Solomon lauter as a mayor. Sam sweetly as well. I just know these two would want a Christian mayor.

*Daniel/stopwatch invites the other kids to celebrate Jewish holidays with him. Sophia melts some candlesticks and Hannah starts having visions when they read the Haggadah, but they still had a great time.

Characters that deserve an honourable mention:

The spankoffskis sound very Jewish, but we know ted is a Christian, and they both went to a Christian summer camp.

Linda says "mensch", but with the implications of the rich bitch being Jewish? No thanks. Plus she has way too much Christian symbolism in her character. My headcanon is that she heard Jews were controlling the media so she started using Yiddish slang to look richer. I'm sorry, but she would.

I love Gary Goldstein, but he is a walking stereotype.

[fiddlersgray]

Lucienne does NOT!! get enough love around here(besides some very dedicated fans I do see you and love you). like aren’t you people curious about her? she started out as Dream’s raven, what made her become a librarian? was she once a mortal like Matthew, or was she something else? what kind of books does she read? how was she running everything for like a hundred years while Dream was fishbowled? you get all this meta abt other characters but people seem not to think abt Lucienne(and I suppose by extension Lucien) that much, it depresses me